SPRING 2010 THE NEW MOST RIDICULOUS WEED THAT TOTALLY SUCKS!!!!!!!!!
Common Name: Ivy
Scientific Name: Hedera sp.
Native to: Bloody Europe
How it got here: Same way the Irish did.
Field Notes: This Ivy is the new hidden scourge. As it looks so quaint and reminiscent of days of English lore, this weed of malevolent intent is ready to invade and corrode our homes and places of recreation
. Our Forests are being choked by this unchecked and hardly regarded weed already. The English Ivy that is now taking hold of your siding and stucco, brick and bracing, concrete and crevice, walls and weakened wooden structures will cause failure. Ivy is a nemesis equal to the Himalayan Blackberry, with difficulties unique and even more difficult to eradicate due to it's creeping and corroding habit. The last battle will be between the bramble and the vine.